Vybz Kartel
Teacher (Lyricist Pt. 2)
[Pre-verse:]
Tek up yuh textbook
Before mi reach the next hook
Mek sure yuh put yuh best foot forward else yuh the vex look!
Brains boil up like the porridge weh the chef cook
Lyrics stump yuh like Ricardo!
With the straight right and the left hook
Yuh get shook!
Gyal if yuh sick da song yah is your antidote
Come tek jook!
No procrastination, come fi vaccination
Chemical reaction, antioxidation
Keep yuh fresh, keep yuh young
Gaza rise the nation without explanation (Ah-ow!)

[Verse 1:]
Good morning class, stand up when I'm in class
I'm di man dem call di boss, master fi di Performing Arts
Mi lyrical from mi Clarks thru mi body parts, pass thru all mi heart
Straight up to di brain
That creates all mi thoughts
Thats why dem song yah deadly like the poison pon di darts
But di words dem an di melody sweeta than di plantain tarts
Even workers at di morgue ask mi why di corpse react to my remarks
Don't be scared yute!
Yuh safe like di vaults
And, innna di dance
Di thugs a look di princesses with Vybz Kartel lyrics dem
And gesturing for emphasis like:
Hello my dear! Yuh style full up of intricacies
Yuh smile bright like di sun!
Miss photosynthesis
Yuh beauty seen clearly like mi looking thru ten glasses
An if yuh lucky, mi must get back mi visa at di embassy
Loving and sincerity is all dat my agenda is
No mix-up; dat a blenda' biz
Me Mr. and you Mrs
[Chorus:]
Tune a ring inna yuh ears like bell
The real gangsta dem buckup inna Kartel an seh (oh oh oh!)
Gaza nuh stop sell (oh oh oh!)
An every gyal can tell
She seh!
Addi a mi fi be di Teacha's pet
Everything Teacha want a weh Teacha get
She seh! (oh oh oh!)
Gyal love mi to death (oh oh oh!)
An a Gaza she seh

[Verse 2:]
Alright...
Gaza boys and girls this is yuh semester
Di students pon di other side sick mi stomach
Like a child molester!
Ask di question I'm di Gaza prime minista'
A fi dem artiste run dancehall? (I can't recall!)
Me full a tricks
Call it seh a me a Phillips
Plus di gyal dem seh mi have sweeta lyrics
Free from gimmicks
Everthing is 'teacha dat' and 'teacha dis'
Cause me is di illest
Call mi worl' boss, call mi extra large
Cause me is di biggest
Then mi park di benz and roll out pon mi new bike
Me do Clarks but you do Nike if dats what you like
Gyal see mi from afar
Like police when dem turn on the blue light
An a seh Kartel! mi love yuh more dan two life
Time fi unno homewuk
Diss yuh program like a robot
Whats di similarity between mi lyrics an a doughnut? (Sweet eeh!)
And gimmi mi medz' dem?
Is it something weh mi crush out, den mi roll up?
School ova!
Di textbook dem fi fold up
Tomorrow...