[Intro]
A who mek 'e rum?
Dis ya rum yah nuh boring
It mek ugly gyal look like pretty darling
Str8 Vybz 'til a mawnin'
Come fi yuh uncle, smaddy shoulda warn him
When yuh wah fi feel real vibes
When yuh wah fi feel straight vibes
Wul' on

[Verse 1]
Smaddy else get ice
Mek TJ, not NotNice (Haha)
Overproof a di badman choice
Enhance rum weh di gyal dem like (Oh)
Not Smirnoff Ice
Dem ya liquor yah mek gyal pussy tight
Dem ya liquor yah mek 'e thugs dem hype
No, we nuh pop pill, we pop bottle wul' night (Til' a mawnin')

[Chorus]
Go tell everybody
We ready fi start it
Mi chargie, mi shorty, aye
We a shell dung di party
Everybody happy, nothing cannot stop it
Doh lock it off, enuh, copy (Vybz inna dis)
[Verse 2]
Smaddy else get 'e cup (Mhm-hm)
If you nuh careful, yuh vomit and cut (Mhm-hm)
Hey, mummy, anuh me gi' yuh son no rum
Beg yuh please fi leggo mi t-shut (Ha)
You haffi brave, Bogle, stoney gut
Or have a cup a water and shut di fuck up
Mek a toast, mi nuh mean bread
Now cheers, now everybody drink up (Haha)

[Chorus]
Go tell everybody
We ready fi start it
Mi chargie, mi shorty, aye
We a shell dung di party
Everybody happy, nothing cannot stop it
Doh lock it off, enuh, copy (Wul', wul' on)

[Verse 3]
Smaddy else get ice
Mek TJ, not NotNice (Haha)
Overproof a di badman choice
Enhance rum weh di gyal dem like (Oh)
Not Smirnoff Ice
Dem ya liquor yah mek gyal pussy tight
Dem ya liquor yah mek 'e thugs dem hype
No, we nuh pop pill, we pop bottle wul' night (Til' a mawnin')
[Chorus]
Go tell everybody
We ready fi start it
Mi chargie, mi shorty, aye
We a shell dung di party
Everybody happy, nothing cannot stop it
Doh lock it off, enuh, copy (Str8 Vybz inna dis)