[Verse 1]
Hayfoot, strawfoot, five miles more
After this tramp there's a camp cot in store
Come on, doggies, don't get sore
Get hep, hep, hep in your step

[Verse 2]
Hayfoot, strawfoot, four miles more
Then with a smack goes my pack on the floor
Come on, doggies, don't get sore
Get hep, hep, hep in your step

[Bridge]
The sun grins with glee
And I start to shrink
I can't grin like he
I'm carrying everything but the kitchen sink

[Verse 3]
Hayfoot, strawfoot, three miles more
Where in the heck is this mechanized war?
Come on, doggies, don't get sore
Get hep, hep, hep in your step