[Intro: Dexter Manning, Will Ryan]
'Ello! This is a special announcement
So pay attention!
Sir!

[Verse 1: Dexter Manning]
Clinkin' and clankin' his way through life
Having fun times with his brick wife
Challenge him, and he'll knock you out in five
You brought the fight, he'll bring the knife
Seriously, he'll mess you up
Now get back in line, little pup
He might go easy on you, with any luck
You're a beta, he's alpha as (Yeah!)

Slag is his angel, the one he adores
Forever making love on the bathroom floor
She's the only one he'd truly care for
No longer feeling likе a [?]
Remember to knock bеfore opening the door
Or you're gonna feel the wrath of the [?]
At least back in the day, now he's a dinosaur
I bet he can't even play the tambourine anymore

[Pre-Chorus: Both]
Clink to the clink, to the clink, clink
Clink to the clink, to the clink, clink, ha ha!
[Chorus: Will Ryan]
Better watch your back, he's coming your way
You can guarantee to have a bad day
Be prepared, have an escape plan
Because, it's war with the clinking man!

[Interlude: Dexter Manning with Will Ryan]
I don't know what I've been told!
(I don't know what I've been told!)
The clinking man is pretty old!
(The clinking man is pretty old!)
I don't know what I've been told!
(I don't know what I've been told!)
I really don't know what I've actually been told...
(What?)

[Verse 2: Dexter Manning]
He'll smash you, he'll bash you, he'll throw you in a bin
[?] dab on the chin
Grab you by your nice nips and give them a spin
Remove all your flesh and wear you like a skin
Make you so upset, you'll play a violin
You're his prey, he's a deadly sin
We'll have to inform your next to kin
'Cause this is a war you can never win
[Pre-Chorus: Both]
Ooh!
Clink to the clink, to the clink, clink
Clink to the clink, to the clink, clink, ha ha!

[Chorus: Will Ryan]
Better watch your back, he's coming your way
You can guarantee to have a bad day
Be prepared, have an escape plan
Because, it's war with the clinking man!

[Interlude: Dexter Manning with Will Ryan]
I don't know what I've been told!
(I don't know what I've been told!)
The clinking man is pretty old!
(The clinking man is pretty old!)
I don't know what I've been told!
(I don't know what I've been told!)
I really don't know what I've actually been told...
(What?)

[Outro: Both, Will Ryan]
Clink to the clink, to the clink, clink
Clink to the clink, to the clink, clink
Clink to the clink, to the clink, clink
Clink to the clink, to the clink, clink
The clinking man!
*Snoring*