Who is this superhero?
Sarge?
No!
Rosemary, the telephone operator?
No way man!
Penry, the mild-mannered janitor?
Could be!

Hong Kong Phooey, the number-one super guy
Hong Kong Phooey, quicker than the human eye

Oh, he's got style, a groovy smile, a bod that just won't stop
When the going gets rough, he's super tough
With the Hong Kong Phooey chop

Hong Kong Phooey, the number-one super guy
Hong Kong Phooey, oh he's quicker than the human eye

Cho chicly lo chicly bow wow wow
Dong diggity dong diggity dong dong dong
(pick it up pick it up pick it up)
Repeat