"The Scarctic Circle Telethon is in its final hour
Now, put your hands together for Reverend Ruiz!"
"Woo-hoo! Lordi, Lordi, Lordi, keep those donations coming
We need to stop the devil!
He tries to steal your soul with that damnable rock music
The lyrics are nothing but satanic cyanide
They wanna justify their strobe light and their smoke bombs
And their wild suits and sexual innuendos
That music has no place in the house of the righteous
Get it out and burn!
If the devil has been brought into your house through this music: banish it Don't be shy, come right up to the TV and touch my hand
Don’t be afraid
In the namе of Lordi, lay your hands on the TV, what can it hurt?
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