[Part I: Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir!]

[Verse 1]
The air is thick with the anticipation
The children waving flags
Today is gonna be the best day of their lives
We all know the world is full of evil
He keeps us safe day and night
For our leader we are more than happy to die

[Pre-Chorus]
Red carpet
He’s truly here
Attention
Salute with eyes in tears

[Chorus]
Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir!
Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir!
Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir!
We all love you so

[Verse 2]
We are lucky to be born and raised here
Better than Shangri-La
Hey citizen! Just toe the line and you’ll go far
Our leader’s giving you all your opinions
'Cause he knows what is best
Decent is dealt with by removal of your hands
[Pre-Chorus]
Red carpet
He’s truly here
Attention
Salute with eyes in tears

[Chorus]
Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir!
Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir!
Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir!
We all love you so

[Interlude]
The whole world loves ya
The whole world loves ya

[Bridge]
We all know what we’ve been told
(We all know what we’ve been told)
Our leader's heart is made of gold
(Our leader's heart is made of gold)
He kills babies when they cry
They sound annoying and that’s why
He kills kittens that’s a fact
We must be better off like that
We don’t question life this way
We never have to use our brains
[Guitar Solo]

[Pre-Chorus]
Red carpet
He’s truly here
Attention
Salute with eyes in tears

[Chorus]
Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir!
Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir!
Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir!
We all love you
Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir!
Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir!
Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir!
We all love you
We all love you
We all love you so

[Part II: ETA]

[Spoken: Ralph Ruiz]
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Captain Ruiz speaking
We have reached our cruising altitude of 35.000 feet
If you look out the window on the left side of the aircraft
You'll see an enormous flying object on a direct intercept path with us
Local air-traffic control has identified the object as Scare Force One
We would have landed in Miami in 2 hours and 35 minutes
Where the weather is 85 degrees
And the winds are outta the north to west in 5 miles per hour
Unfortunately, we have approximately, uhm, two to three minutes left
I'm gonna unbuckle my seatbelt and have a Jack & Coke
And I suggest you all do the same
What the hell, Jack & Cokes for everyone, on me
With that said, there are those whining, seat-kicking, annoying kids
Nagging wives and bitches
And drunken, obnoxious, snoring, fornicating Gentlemen
Well, here's your chance, people
Thank you for flying Monsterican Air
Cab and crew, Charlene and Evilyn, meet me in the lavatory