"Lordians Monster Squad, monsters of the universum!"

"The monster squad: five diabolical individuals sent form the infernal depths of hell to fight goodness throughout the universum."
"Hella: with removable head and undead eyes can see goodness from miles away."
"Uh-oh, I can see the forced of good heading our way!"
"Kone: with rocket-pack and glowing feet can burn his victims to a burnt crips."
"Excellent! Booooiiiing!"
"Mana: shoots acid-covered drumsticks from his nose."
"Eeeeww!"
"Hiisi: with whip-like tounge he can slice a human in half."
"Wow, what a mess!"
"And Lordi: with his demonic death-wings he can fly down on his victims and crush thеm to a pulp."
"Holy shit! Way to go, Monster Squad!"
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