[Verse 1]
Hear me out, your royal highness
I can kill them all with kindness
I won't cause you any trouble
When you wake in the middle of the night

[Chorus]
A good life is the best revenge
A good life is the best revenge
A good life is the best revenge
You can get

[Verse 2]
I will stroke my fleshy fingers
On this cardboard box of matches
But I won't cause you any trouble
When you wake in the middle of the night

[Chorus]
A good life is the best revenge
A good life is the best revenge
A good life is the best revenge
You can get

[Bridge]
I made plans with my firearms
And got quotes from a plague of rats
I wished harm with the holy ghost
And I know that I will never get you back
[Chorus]
A good life is the best revenge
A good life is the best revenge
A good life is the best revenge
You can get
A good life is the best revenge
A good life is the best revenge
A good life is the best revenge
You can get