[Verse 1]
Well, I was on a cruise ship out at sea
My fiance and me
The ship went down, everybody drowned
And I was just glad the sea didn't swallow me
Well, I was in distress
'Cause my hair was such a mess
And so I washed up on a beach
Nine hungry eyes were staring down at me

[Chorus]
I'm in the middle of a Cannibal Buffet
I'm feelin' well, they like me that way
So if you really wanna know what's eating me
It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary

[Verse 2]
Oh, trouble was afoot, they were eating mine
Toeing the party line
I was starting to feel
These guys are heels
Well, truth be told, these cannibals have got soul
Hey, numb-skull look at me, I got a bone to pick with thee
You ain't humorous, stop ribbing me
Have a spine, bone up, boy, set me free
[Chorus]
I'm in the middle of a Cannibal Buffet
I'm feelin' rare, they like me that way
So if you really wanna know what's eating me
It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary

[Bridge]
Missionaries came to this place
They taught us manners, now we cannibals always say grace
"Thank you, Good Lord for this wiener we're about to eat and the sweet buns we're gonna stick it in"
And then we eat your face

[Chorus]
I'm in the middle of a Cannibal Buffet
I'm feelin' well, they like me that way
So if you really wanna know what's eating me
It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary
It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary
It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary