Bash Street Kids: Now the no-laugh race is about to start, stand face to face three misfits of part. Just stand there and stare and stare, nobody laugh now don't you dare
Sally: We'll blow your hair
Smiffy: Breaking your nose
Minnie: We have eyebrows
Bash Street Kids: We have those. But if anyone giggles out it goes, we laugh for this loser out he goes
Sidney: Somebody laughs so somebody's out
Sidney and Toots: Who dare that, we solve doubt
Plug: Somebody laughs so somebody's out
Plug and Minnie: You can laugh it, out, out, out
Bash Street Kids: Now we're done 'til the last at place. He's the winner of the no-laugh race