[Chorus]
Al Stankus is always on the phone with his bookie (x4)

[Verse]
He's on the phone to Puerto Rico
He's on the phone to the Dominican Republic
He's always gambling on college football games
He buys cards from Tom Lehman

[Chorus]
Al Stankus is always on the phone with his bookie (x4)

[Verse]
He's on the phone to Puerto Rico
He's on the phone to the Dominican Republic
He's always gambling on college football games
He buys cards from Tom Lehman