[Verse]
Even Paula Parsons wouldn't kiss you
Your breath is worse than GG's ass
I almost puked while you told me about a TV
I wanted to get out of there really fast

[Pre-Chorus]
His name is Fred and he looks divorced
He's a loser that works at Ann & Hope
Only Tom Pascual rivals his shitty breath
I wish he'd drink a gallon of Scope

[Chorus]
Fred, Fred, Fred, Fred
Fred, Fred Shitbreath
Fred, Fred, Fred, Fred
Fred, Fred Shitbreath
Fred, Fred, Fred, Fred
Fred, Fred Shitbreath
Fred, Fred, Fred, Fred
Fred, Fred Shitbreath

[Verse]
Even Paula Parsons wouldn't kiss you
Your breath is worse than GG's ass
I almost puked while you told me about a TV
I wanted to get out of there really fast
[Pre-Chorus]
His name is Fred and he looks divorced
He's a loser that works at Ann & Hope
Only Tom Pascual rivals his shitty breath
I wish he'd drink a gallon of Scope

[Chorus]
Fred, Fred, Fred, Fred
Fred, Fred Shitbreath
Fred, Fred, Fred, Fred
Fred, Fred Shitbreath
Fred, Fred, Fred, Fred
Fred, Fred Shitbreath
Fred, Fred, Fred, Fred
Fred, Fred Shitbreath