[Verse 1]
Bite off pieces of the Earth like it's a gingerbread man
Death, death, death, terrorism from Islam
And so, death will be so, death will be so so
And it will be so so
Sad, sad indeed
Passing away from deadly ass diseases
COVID-19, mad cow disease, what’s next?
(what's next, what's next)

[Chorus]
Slasher, sla-a-a-a-sher, sla-a-a-a-sher, sla-a-a-a-sher, sla-a-a-a-sher, sla-a-a-a-sher , slaaa-

[Verse 2]
Death under Trump, black lives matter
Trans too, people die
Animals’ skin torn of for fur
It looks hideous on you anyways
Looking too good in the MOONLIGHT
Death
"Time to get robbed, of course!"
XXX
Suicidal thoughts, yeah, I'm hella sad
The faucets in our eyes never stop spewing tears
Every day's thriller night for zombies and ghosts
Richard Ramirez, HA, as if it's 1984

[Chorus]
Slasher, sla-a-a-a-sher, sla-a-a-a-sher, sla-a-a-a-sher, sla-a-a-a-sher, sla-a-a-a-sher , slaaa-

[Verse 3]
One swing of the fate wand and you go "POOF!"
By God himself, he'll make you a jester
We're only in our bodies temporarily
You're probably thinking "OH NO, THAT'S SCARY!"

[Chorus]
Slasher, sla-a-a-a-sher, sla-a-a-a-sher, sla-a-a-a-sher, sla-a-a-a-sher, sla-a-a-a-sher , slaaa-

[Instrumental break and multiple slashers]

[Chorus]
Slasher (slasher), sla-a-a-a-sher (one swing of the fate wand and you go POOF!), sla-a-a-a-sher, sla-a-a-a-sher, sla-a-a-a-sher, sla-a-a-a-sher, slaaa-