[Intro]
Give me some antiseptic
To take this headache away
Give me a syringe
To inject the pain

[Verse 1]
Give me something pretty
I hope I'll never be
I'd rather be creepy
And very strange

[Pre-Chorus]
Give me a cake
That I can mix and bake
In a Betty Crocker oven
That I will break!

[Chorus]
Bake it up and we will stab, stab, stab!
Come on, don't be afraid
We will make you stab, stab, stab!
My world is evil but American made

[Post-Chorus]
Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do
[Verse 2]
Give mе something easy
That I can complicate
Somеthing hard
To ingest the pain

[Pre-Chorus]
Give me a mate
In a crippled state
With halloween teeth
That I can break!

[Chorus]
Bake it up and we will stab, stab, stab!
Come on, don't be afraid
We will make you stab, stab, stab!
My world is evil but American made

[Bridge]
Mama's apple pie got a cock-a-roach in it
Burn the flag with a fag (Do, do, do, do)
Mama's apple pie got cock-a-roach in it
Burn the flag in the fag (Do, do, do, do)
Mama's apple pie got cock-a-roach in it
Burn the flag with a fag (Do, do, do, do)
Mama's apple pie got cock-a-roach in it
Burn the flag in the fag!
[Chorus]
Bake it up and we will stab, stab, stab!
Come on, don't be afraid
We will make you stab, stab, stab!
My world is evil but American made (Do, do, do, do)
American made (Do, do, do, do)
American made (Do, do, do, do)
American made (Do, do, do, do)
Ow!