I don't give a fuck about the FBI
I don't give a fuck about the CIA
I don't give a fuck about LSD
I don't give a fuck about anything
Driver: "Shit man, we're gettin' pulled over"
"Roll down the window"
Passenger: "Hold on a second"
Driver: "You gotta cigarette?"
Passenger: "Hold on a second"
Highway Patrol: "May I see your driver's licence and registration?"
Driver: "Certainly"
Highway Patrol: "Whatcha' doin?"
Driver: "Chewin' chocolate"
Highway Patrol: "Where'd ya get it?"
Driver: "Doggy dropped it"
Highway Patrol: "Carry on"