[Intro]
Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt and grime and grease in just a minute
Mr. Clean will clean your whole house and everything that's in it
Floors, doors, walls, halls, white sidewall tires and old golf balls
Sinks, stoves, bathtubs he'll do, he'll even help clean laundry too

[Verse 1]
Mr. Clean— Clean— Dirt and— Clean— Grease in just a minute
Mr. Clean— Clean your whole
Clean your— Dirty— Whole— Faster than a flash! (Clean— Balls)
Mr. Dirty Balls
Hold on, twat, those are my dirty balls!
He'll make it— Anything
(Just a minute)

[Chorus]
Mr. Dirty Balls (Give me back my ba-ba-balls!)
Mr. Dirty Balls (Slap my fuckin' balls, Johnson!)
(Just a minutе) Dirty Balls (Scrub 'em like your daddy kissed ya)
Dirty Balls
Dirty Balls

[Bridge]
Givе your meat a good old rub
Good old rub, good old rub
Gi-gi-give your meat a good old rub
Hehe, boy
Use your sharp, spicy meat
Sharp to the bone until they die, d-d-die
Put that inside, (Kind of) die
Nice and hot, that's beautiful
[Refrain]
Really get into those balls to the bone
Of a dark sauce to the bone, they die to the bone
To the bone, to the bone
Frightened to turn it over, that's it
(Now burn your balls)
Don't get confused on top of your balls
Spicy balls, and as for the time
Really rub your spicy balls
Back to my ingredients

[Chorus]
Just a minute
Mr. Dirty Balls (Per se, he's got filthy fucking balls!)
Mr. Dirty Balls (Grease your fucking balls before dinner!)
Just a minute
Dirty Balls (Nothing more sad than a clean penis)
Dirty Balls
Dirty Balls