Beast Reality

[Chorus]
Merry muthafuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality
All these ho-ho-hoes trynna get with me
We on their wish list (yeah), and it’s clear to see
You ain't had a holiday like this
Merry muthafuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality
All these ho-ho-hoes trynna touch the D
We doing sick shit like you wouldn’t believe
It's a Beast Reality Christmas, baby

[Verse 1 - Ayo Cheetah, Killah C, and Dr.Shellz]
Fuck a chestnut, I'll be roasting a spliffe
Baby bend over for your favorite gift
I'mma give you my North Pole like you Misses Claus
We can decorate the tree with your big red drawers
Oh yeah, you know my workshop poppin'
If you like toys I got plenty of options
Got the champagne flowin'
Under the mistletoe and the party ain't stoppin' til 6 in the morning
Yeah or maybe like 6:15
Got my eyes so red because I’m smokin’ that green
I'm gettin hungy, got the munchies so I’m eatin' a treat
It's delicious and a great souce of Vitamin C
Uhhh
[Pre-Chorus]
Happy birthday Jesus
Thanks for giving us a reason to party
Let's get it started
Yeah

[Chorus]
Merry muthafuckin’ Christmas from Beast Reality
All these ho-ho-hoes trynna get with me
We on their wish list (yeah), and it's clear to see
You ain't had a holiday like this
Merry muthafuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality
All these ho-ho-hoes trynna touch the D
We doing sick shit like you wouldn't believe
It's a Beast Reality Christmas, baby

[Verse 2 - Xzibit]
My Santa Claus dressed like Eddie Murphy in Raw
Let me Stuff that turkey, swallow my cranberry sause
Take a ride in the sleigh, puff a christmas tree
Cheetah cheeb a cheeba then he pass it to me
Left a whole pound of cookies on the plate with a drink
Come in my house unannounced buy 5 plates, bring heat
All the gifts wrapped up under the tree looking pretty
Here's my dick in the box show me some mistletoe titty
Baby it's cold outside let's go put on some pajamas
So we can pack a few bags then go hit the Bahamas
You're my ho ho ho and I'm your candy cane
With my elves and my raindeer doing my thang
Beast Reality
[Pre-Chorus]
Happy birthday Jesus
Thanks for giving us a reason
To party (It's going down)
Let's get it started
Yeah

[Chorus]
Merry muthafuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality
All these ho-ho-hoes trynna get with me
We on their wish list (yeah), and it's clear to see
You ain't had a holiday like this
Merry muthafuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality
All these ho-ho-hoes trynna touch the D
We doing sick shit like you wouldn't believe
It's a Beast Reality Christmas, baby

[Outro]
Jingle all the fucking way