[Verse 1]
28 and it ain't often that I feel my age
She was barely 21, that date left me in pain

[Pre-Chorus]
She thinks Kanye found McCartney
And that Blink sounds like MGK
And a floppy disk is a 3D print of a save icon (No way)

[Chorus]
So blow this up on TikTok, that's what all the kids want
You create the dance move, I'll join if I have to
Let me sellout real quick, they say that's the business
All I need is fifteen seconds and a song that they can twerk with (Uhh)
Let me sellout, let me sellout
So my friends don't feel like I'm a letdown (Oh yeah)
Let me sellout, let me sellout
So my friends don't feel like I'm a letdown

[Verse 2]
Nothing's left here on this planet that's organic nowadays
A hit's dependent if it's mentioned by adolescents half my age

[Pre-Chorus]
She thinks Kanye found McCartney
And that Blink sounds like MGK
And a floppy disk is a 3D print of a save icon (No way)
[Chorus]
So blow this up on TikTok, that's what all the kids want
You create the dance move, I'll join if I have to
Let me sellout real quick, they say that's the business
All I need is fifteen seconds and a song that they can twerk with (Uhh)
Let me sellout, let me sellout
So my friends don't feel like I'm a letdown (Oh yeah)
Let me sellout, let me sellout
So my friends don't feel like I'm a letdown

[Verse 3]
I guess that I have to move with the times
Almost half of my life I spent chasing this high
It all comes with a price, I know it takes sacrifice
If I don't wanna die, I guess I'll swallow my pride
I guess I'll swallow my pride

[Chorus]
So blow this up on TikTok, that's what all the kids want
You create the dance move, I'll join if I have to
Let me sellout real quick, they say that's the business
All I need is fifteen seconds and a song that they can twerk with (Uhh)
Let me sellout, let me sellout
So my friends don't feel like I'm a letdown (Oh yeah)
Let me sellout, let me sellout
So my friends don't feel like I'm a letdown
[Outro]
We here at the label, uhh, not, not huge fans of your prior work
But this, this right here, you know, we #ForYouPage, #FYP
Uhh, #FirstDateFails, uh, #PaintingDog, just viral marketing