Doctor doctor
You gotta help me please
Doctor doctor
I got lover's disease

No, not that one
You got a dirty mind
Though, Doctor Doctor
I'm just a little blind

Ya see I know she's a whore
But I love her even more
Doctor Doctor

Doctor Doctor
I lay down on your couch
Doctor Doctor
You've gotta rip it out
No, not that one
You're not very smart

Doctor Doctor
Will you remove my heart?
Well it don't do me any good
But replaced with lumber wood
That might help me for a start
See the woman I love, she just a shard
Doctor Doctor
Doctor Doctor
Could you repeat that please?
Doctor Doctor
Can I believe my ears?
You say it to cure me
You gotta take her place
Well doctor doctor
I'm sayin' yes

Well I thought that for the core
You couldn't get nixing anymore
Well I'm glad that I was wrong
I keep my heart and I get the song
Now if your lady treats you mean
Well get on down to where I been
And get a lady doctor