Daddy's a mother fucker
& mummy turns tricks
Your sister is a brother
& your brother's suckin' DICKS

I'm walkin' on the
Railroad tracks
Walkin' on the
Railroad tracks

Your sister had the blueballs
Your daddy had the pox
Your mummy had the singles
All around her bloody cock

Walking on the
Railroad tracks
I'm walking on the
Railroad tracks

This is a letter
To the censors

Ooh

Wapadoo wapadoo
Wapadoo Hoohoo!
Wapadoo Hoohoo!
Your father is a panzy
Your mother was no cherry
Oh lord how could it be
Such a beautiful baby?

Walking on the
Railroad tracks
Walking on the
Railroad tracks

Your daddy's way to the top
Such a pratical cop
Your mummy was a stoolie
One day she'll be shot

Walking on the
Railroad tracks
You're walkin' on the
RAILROAD TRACKS

This is a letter
To the censors

Daddy's a mother fucker
& mummy turns tricks
Your sister is a brother
& your brother's suckin' DICKS
Walkin' on the
Railroad tracks
Walkin' on the
Railroad tracks

This is a letter
To the censors

Walkin' on the
Railroad tracks
Walkin' on the
Railroad tracks
Walkin' on the
Railroad tracks
Walkin' on the
Railroad tracks

This is a letter
To the censors
This is a letter
To the censors
This is a letter
To the censors