[Verse 1]
Two kids get married, same old thing
Folks congratulate you, church bells ring
Who's got the ring? Who's gonna pay the priest?
Get your name in the paper, picture or two at least

[Verse 2]
At the reception, all the old records play
"Where you gonna live? Are you gonna take her away?"
In a corner, my new nephew's showin' me his knife
You swore that you'd love her for the rest of your life

[Verse 3]
Went to kiss you at the altar, we bumped heads
Honeymoon night, we figured we best shake on it instead
Dressed kinda funny, laughin', we hop in bed
You can wear it on your feet, you can wear it on your head

[Verse 4]
Come mornin', my new family's sittin' on the front porch swing
Smilin' kinda funny, nobody says a thing
New brother-in-law's throwin' a football, he tosses me a pass
We all sit down at the front stoop, everybody happy at last