[Verse 1]
Oh, you could have been a diamond
A flicker in the campfire
But what shall you do now?
Nothing, nothing, you will do nothing
[Verse 2]
Or, you could've been the 13 of spades
Destroyer of the jerk-off of hearts
Well you know, where should you go?
Nowhere nowhere, you won't be anywhere else
[Pre-Chorus]
I am right, vigorous (Oh yeah!)
You are wrong, pig-orous (Oh yeah!)
Holy F, holy U, holy C-K
O-S-H-A-W-A
[Verse 3]
Oh, you could've been a Modoc
The last free Indians in Washington
500 or 600 girls like you
Spilling their Percocet out on the lava flow
[Chorus]
White nerd, what have you learned?
White nerd, you let us down
White nerd, what have you learned?
White nerd, you let us down
[Bridge]
Oh you could've been more anti-yourself
So astoundingly unsilent
But makeup over your pimples
Will blow us fresh away
La, la, la, la, la, la
[Pre-Chorus]
I am unwrong, vigorous (Meow!)
You are unright, pig-orous (Woof, woof!)
Holy F, holy U, holy C-K
O-S-H-A-W-A
[Chorus]
White nerd, what have you learned?
White nerd, you let us down
White nerd, what have you learned?
Black nerd, we let you down