MrHeadA$$Trendy
Average Man
[Intro]
Oh my gosh, there's Trendy
(MathiasTyner)

[Verse 1]
That bitch gon' eat my dick up like a chicken fajita
Get right like Vegeta
These n***as be stupid, be actin' like Peter
I pull out my dick, suck my dick, then delete her
I'm sick of these n***as, I'm sick of these ho's
I'm richer than half of these n***as big bros
I'm fuckin' way more than the average man probably
Don't bring your girl to my crib, she gon' slob me
Bitch, my name Trendy, ain't no n***a top me
Swagger on Greek, 'cause my n***a, I'm godly
Call me Shane Dawson, I want the pussy
Oh, that's your bitch? Why is she lookin'?
That is your bitch? She want my cookies
(Bitch, my name Trendy, the hottest new rookie)

[Chorus]
I'm fuckin' way more than the average man probably
Don't bring your girl to my crib, she gon' slob me
Bitch, my name Trendy, ain't no n***a top me
Swagger on Greek, 'cause my n***a, I'm godly
I'm fuckin' way more than the average man probably
Don't bring your girl to my crib, she gon' slob me
Bitch, my name Trendy, ain't no n***a top me
Swagger on Greek, 'cause my n***a, I'm godly
[Verse 2]
I'm tired of all of the garbage ass music
Buddy want beef, hit me up, I'ma do it
Lil' bitch call me Patrick, on God I go stupid
That n***a ain't Trendy, he probably a doofus
And they get off, like the Lakers
I might quit this rappin', go try out for pacers
Ooh damn, I'm a cutie, your bitch I'ma take her
I never been once in my life a damn hater
Fuck it, I get that bitch and I fuck it
Pull out my dingy, on God she gon' suck it
Shit, I'm feelin' lucky, might buy me a puppet
I'm flexin' on bitches who broke and they love me
Plus I'm so cool, like the temperature
[?] do my finisher, woah
There go the ho'
First I'ma fuck her, then pass to my bro

[Chorus]
I'm fuckin' way more than the average man probably
Don't bring your girl to my crib, she gon' slob me
Bitch, my name Trendy, ain't no n***a top me
Swagger on Greek, 'cause my n***a, I'm godly
I'm fuckin' way more than the average man probably
Don't bring your girl to my crib, she gon' slob me
Bitch, my name Trendy, ain't no n***a top me
Swagger on Greek, 'cause my n***a, I'm godly