Jack Stauber
Wishing Apple
[Skit: Boy, Girl, Both]
This apple tastes funny.​
No it does not, you're just eating it wrong!
Let me see it.​
Oh, you're right, that is weird.​
I told you
You know, I really wish you had better foresight.​
*gasp*
Oh my gosh!
It's a wishing apple! Quick, make- make a wish!
Um, I wish that I had, uh...​
Hurry!
Uh, I wish that I had 400 dollars!
Great idea.​
D-do it again.​
I wish that I had 400 dollars.​
Maybe it was just th-
I wish th-... it's not...
Maybe it...
It's not working.​
Maybe it was just the bite I took.​
But I had a bite too!
I think it was just that bit that I had.​
Are you sure it's the apple that did that?​
I assume so...
How'd you do it?
I wasn't able to do this earlier.​
I wish I had 400 dollars.​
Wait, I have an idea.​
I wish we understood.​
Ohhh.​
[Verse 1]
Lost in their youth
Dream manifesting
Sparkle glimmer shine
Fantasies
Magic and colorful mystery (Oh wow!)
Curiosity, hey-hey-hey
But if you don't know where the magic's from...​
You gotta wish the answer to ya!

[Chorus]
Truth was that she always had four eyes, but she never knew
She only opened 'em up when her confidence grew
When she told that the apple could
A whole lotta nothin' that wishing did

[Verse 2]
It was just a bad apple (ugh!)
Yep, yep, yep
Metaphor? No!
This song is based on a true story (Whoa!)
This happened to me

[Outro]
(Aw yeah, ah)