[Verse]
My name is Salty and I like to dance
Gettin' jiggy with the boys in my new church pants
I'm on fire, they all love me
Blue eye shadow lookin' fuckin' lovely
I dance all the way to the County Jail
Gotta visit my husband and show him my nails
I did 'em hot red, d-d-do you guys like?
I boogie-oogie-oogie all day and night
I party all day, just drinkin' booze
When I drink Four Lokos, I feel real loose
Go to the bar and give 'em a show
Grab my drink and it's time to go
I'm hot, and yes, you know it
I see you're jealous 'cause your face just shows it
I'm mean, lean, dance machine
I'd do anything for a cone of ice cream

[Chorus]
I'm Sa-alty-y, bitch, who are you?
I-I-I-I'm Salty, bitch, who are you?
I-I'm Salty, bitch, who are you?
You wish you could do all the things that I do

[Outro]
Salty, Salty, Salty, Salty, Salty, Salty
Sa-Sa-Sa-Sa-Sa-Sa-Salty
Salty, Salty, Salty, Salty, Salty, Salty
Sa-Sa-Sa-Sa-Sa-Sa-Salty
You wish, wish, wish, wish, wish, wish, wish
Wi-w-wi-wi-wi-wish
Wish, wish, wish, wish, wish, wish, wish
Wi-w-wi-wi-wi-wish
Wish, wish, wish, wish, wish, wish, wish
Wi-w-wi-wi-wi-wish
You wish you could do all the things that I d-d-d-do