[Intro]
So, I was throwing this awesome party for my boyfriend
And I was looking through my Sidekick
Thinking of who I could invite
The problem is, everyone on my phone is a fucking mess
I mean, let's really consider my options here

[Verse 1]
Tara Reid is in rehab again
And Heidi Montag’s recovering
Christensen is filming another movie
And Audrina? Nevermind
Lindsay has sticky fingers
And Samantha Ronson has a thing for me
Bijou Phillips will do all of my coke
And Mary-Kate smells like an ashtray
Ashley Olsen's in rehab too
And Nicole Richie's in fucking jail
And Mischa Barton’s is too desperate
Lauren Conrad's not my friend anymore
And Casey Johnson is going broke
And Kim Stewart's fucking rude
Kelly Osbourne? No
Britney Spears is on tour
Alexis Neiers is on trial
And Paris Hilton's in Fiji
Hilary Duff is not fucking hot
And Ayesha Erotica? Loves it
[Chorus]
Loves it, loves it, loves it, loves it
Loves it, loves it, loves it, loves it
Loves it, loves it, loves it, loves it
Loves it, loves it, loves it, loves it
Loves it, loves it, loves it, loves it

[Verse 2]
Paris by Paris (Loves it)
Lindsay krumping (Loves it)
Nicole's side bang (Loves it)
Sidekick LX (Loves it)
Diamond chokers (Loves it)
Balenciaga (Loves it)
YSL (Loves it)
Nars lip gloss (Loves it)
Velour tracksuits (Loves it)
Juvederm (Loves it)
Britney Blackout (Loves it)
Anna Nicole (Loves it)
Bentley GT (Loves it)
Viper Room (Loves it)
Fendi fur (Loves it)
Kimora Lee (Loves it)
Marc Jacobs (Loves it)
Lil' Kim (Loves it)
Dior show (Loves it)
Betsy Johnson (Loves it)
Rhinoplasty (Loves it)
Augmentation (Loves it)
Beverly Center (Loves it)
South Coast Plaza (Loves it)
Juicy Couture, Juicy Couture
Juicy fucking Couture, Ayesha Erotica loves it
[Chorus]
Loves it, loves it, loves it, loves it
Loves it, loves it, loves it, loves it
Loves it, loves it, loves it, loves it
Loves it, loves it, loves it, loves it
Loves it, loves it, loves it, loves it

[Bridge]
Oh, I love it, oh, I love it
Oh, I love it, oh, I love it
Oh, I love it, oh, I love it
Oh, I love it, oh, I love it

[Outro]
Loves it, loves it, loves it, loves it
Loves it, loves it, loves it
Loves it, loves it, loves it, loves it
Loves it, loves it, loves it
Loves it, loves it, loves it, loves it
Loves it, loves it, loves it, loves it
Loves, loves, loves, loves, loves, loves, loves, loves
L-l-l-l-l-l-l-l