[Verse 1]
Oh holidays, it's Christmas time yet again
So get your turkey and spank it
Sit on your blanket

[Refrain]
Oh what a Christmas time

[Verse 2]
Ahh what a day, the snow is white, sky is grey
And sharing gifts by the fire
Eggnog's expired

[Refrain]
Oh what a Christmas time

[Verse 3]
Ohh what a sight, it's 251, so delightful
Grandma's drunk, asking me
And she's puking on me

[Refrain]
Oh what a Christmas time

[Verse 4]
Ahh cousin John, I don't quite know what he's on
But I think I'd like to try it
Maybe I'll buy it
[Refrain]
Oh what a Christmas time

[Verse 5]
Oh Santa Claus please don't take long
Just because of all those letters I stole
Come on and give me my coal

[Refrain]
Oh what a Christmas time