[Intro]
Bro’s on my block with that box right now
Pop me a squat and indeed, get right down
She wanna? X Wanna?
You wanna lick my finger with what? Nice
Like my finger with that little sandpaper tongue, huh?
Hi, my name’s Declan!
What do they call me? Lion in kitty skin

[Verse 1]
Try me, might buy, feed milk on sight
Kitties heavy, fat tyke
Good golly, I Like
I got paper, paid twice
And my yung catz nice
And I do unite
Ride my bike for women’s rights

[Skit]
FADE IN
*bicycle bell rings*
X: Oh my god this is the cutest cat! I’ll take two
Bro: (holding box) Oh, two cats?
X: You know what, here’s twice the money you need
Bro: Oh, you don’t need to—
X: I’ve got to hop on my bike real quick
Bro: That’s so sweet, I’m starting a non-profit—
X: (earnestly) Good luck
Bro: (touched) Oh, thank you!
[Verse 2]
I got cats, it’s a hoot
My name Shrek, Puss in Boots
Grab that snack, kitty food
Feed them kitts, preserve their youth
They love milk, that’s the truth
They meow meow like mew-mew
One is pushy, one is coy
Both them make the cutest noise
My friends jelly (aye)
Want to rub their bellies
Ladies like cats
Bruh, come look at my cats
You relax
My bed perfect for naps
Jump with kitts
Who gonna snuggle my cats?
Oh yeah