[Verse]
I'm just saying logically
Objectively, I don't see
How everybody isn't inlove with you
It doesn't make sense to me
I think it was probably an anomaly
Of astrology, to pair us up
And let me be the one for you
Thanks to every room you left that led you to me

[Chorus]
Oh, I'll be good, I'll be calm, I'll be gracious
If I get to keep him, I swear I'll behave
I'll do all my press ups, eat all of my dinner
Be a better citizen
If you let him stay

[Outro]
Oh, I'll be kind and I'll try read the papers
I'll strike a deal with the furies and fates
I'll do all my press ups, over tip the waiter
Be a better citizen
If you let him stay

I'll be a better citizen, if you let him stay