Spoken:
"THE STUPENDIOUS CHIEF OF THE YIGA CLAN
𝗠𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗞𝗢𝗛𝗚𝗔!!!
IS GONNA KILL YOU ALL... TO DEATH!

Verse 1:
(Kohga!)
Big and bad! Master of the Yiga Clan!

(Kohga!)
Ironclad! You know I'm the top banana!

(Kohga!)
Yiga Clan, show this twink our evil plan!

(Kohga!)
Knock you flat, now ive got a car in hand!

Bridge:
Now you face my creation
Straight from my imagination
After your annihilation
I'm going up for my vacation!

Chorus:
(beware the eye of the Yiga!)
So bring your little tricks to clash!
You know that I'll be smashin' em!
(Beware the eye of the Yiga!)
It'll be over in a flash
I'm loaded with potassium!

We're gonna trap ya, we're gonna zap ya
You'll get whacked before its time to nap
I'm serving up a smackdown
Had enough of this clown
Minions who wears thе crown?
(Master Kohga!)
And that's me!

Versе 2:
(Kohga!)
Now you're here, you're the one whos gonna fall!

(Kohga!)
You will feel the fury of my iron balls!

(Kohga!)
Stop laughing! Kohga's gonna kill you all!

(Kohga!)
Well, fine, then! I'll gut bust you to the wall!

Bridge:
I rule the land down under!
Face the man who stole the thunder!
Master Kohga has no blunders!
H-Hey! Give those bananas back, you dunderhead!
Chorus:
(Beware the eye of the Yiga!)
So bring your little tricks to clash!
You know that I'll be smashin' em!

(Beware the eye of the Yiga!)
It'll be over in a flash
I'm loaded with potassium!

We're gonna trap ya, we're gonna zap ya
You'll get whacked before its time to nap
I'm serving up a smackdown
Had enough of this clown!
Minions who wears the crown?
(Master Kohga!)

Spoken (well, more screamed):
BLASTING OFF AGAIN!