(Chorus, Agatha)

Who's been messing up everything?

It's been Agatha all along!

Who's been pulling every evil string?

It's been Agatha all along!

She's insidious
Ha ha!
So perfidious
That you haven't even noticed
And the pity is
The pity is
Pity, pity, pity, pity

It's too late to fix anything
Now that everything has gone wrong
Thanks to Agatha
Ha!
Naughty Agatha

It's been Agatha all along!
And I killed Sparky, too!

*Evil Laughter*