Man on the Internet
Songtober - Tape the Shifty Sticker (and Yape the Rowdy Rusher)
(Spoken)
Tape:
Oh, you was gonna tear down the streamer, eh?
Yous got a grudge against things that come in-

*BOOM*

Oh no... you summoned... HIM!

(Sung)
Yape:
I AM THE MIGHTY YAPE!
I'm a god jumping on this piano!
What is my power? Oh, you know :)

Tape:
You know his power! You better cower!

Yape:
I'm as strong as like a thousand versions of this guy
So flee back to Naples
And buy me from Staples
Before I make you die!

Tape:
You dopey paper mooks!
I thought yous came from books?
You should know there's no escape
When you're facing Tape and Yape!
Yape:
Hail the Origami!
I'm stronger than a Kami!
What do you mеan that's a strained rhyme?
You're gonna havе a bad time!

Tape:
We're master minding
The strongest binding

Yape:
Here's your reminding

Both:
Yape is the strongest that you'll ever find!

Yape has a power beyond compare
When you see it working, you better be scared!
Tape's rollin' out to hold you there
In a sticky stick up, we don't fight fair!

Yape and Tape together, the perfect team
We'll accomplish every streamer's scheme!
Our voices smoother than angels sing!
Roll out the carpet, hail the Origami King!
Yape:
Roll out the carpet, hail the Origami Korigami!

(Spoken)
Tape:
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah
It's King not Korigami
You big palooka

Yape:
No, it says Korigami right there

Tape:
Eh, so it does, uh
Everything about you makes so much more sense now