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Magus’ Keep
[FROG]
The fiendlord's keep... Shall we?

[CRONO'S MOM]
Crono! So THIS is where you've been since the festival! You had me worried sick!

[TABAN]
Well, if it isn't Lucca!

[LEENE]
Frog! You're safe!

[TABAN]
You're STILL alive, my dear?

[CRONO'S MOM]
I guess we'd better do something about that. Children THIS naughty... deserve to be punished!

[OZZIE]
Welcome, Glenn! Or should I say, Sir Froggy? Mwa ha ha! Never expected to see you here. Are those your replacements for Cyrus? Lord Magus is a tad busy right now. You'll have to take up your business with me. After you take it up with the master swordsman Slash, and Flea, the magician, that is. Oh right... and all 100 beasts in this keep, of course!

[BEASTS]
Please, help us escape... from this eternal suffering... please let me go... put me out of my misery! Please, put a stop to this... oh...

[SLASH]
It seems you've freed my undying slaves. Such insolence...
[FROG]
It has been ages, Slash

[SLASH]
I must admit, I'd not even dreamed you would find the courage to come here. But I'm sure you would have fit right in with those skeletal servants of mine! You've some prowess. For the first time in ages, perhaps I'd best employ all of my own as well! And you, without Cyrus... you've no hope!

Unbelievable! But to fall fighting for Lord Magus... there could be no greater honor!

[FROG]
The magician, Flea, I assume

[FLEA]
Righty-o, little green one!

[FROG]
Be on your guard. Flea is not the woman she seems

[FLEA]
Well yes, yes. I am a man after all, right?

[LUCCA]
Say what? That's a guy!?

[FLEA]
Tee hee hee... Man or woman, it's all the same. Power is beauty, and I'm deliciously strong! Poor little Froggy! You must be so lonely, now that Cyrus is gone. And to be turned into something so hideous-how dreadful! But since you've brought new friends over to play... let me show you all a good time!
But... but, I'm so beautiful! Lord Magus...

[OZZIE]
So, you've made it. Slash! Flea!

[FROG]
Pardons, Ozzie. They cannot help you anymore

[OZZIE]
You fly-eating, tongue-flicking... Oz... Ozzie's in a pickle!

What!? Impossible! Doh! You weren't supposed to make it this far!

[FROG]
Ozzie! Your time is nigh!

[OZZIE]
Heh heh heh... Lord Magus should have finished summoning Lavos by now. I won't be defeated by you, I won't! No attack can pierce my barrier! I'm invincible!

[FROG]
Not even the Masamune can pierce that!

[OZZIE]
Gwah hah hah hah! Missed me! Mwee hee hee! Huh!?

[LUCCA]
What's that guy's problem?
[FROG]
He has many. But time is our enemy now. We must hurry to Magus!