Man on the Internet
Waterfall
[MONSTER KID]
Oh wow, this is so cool! I've never had a friend like you before! Come on!

Through the water, two best friends go in!
Through the thick and thin
We'll go arm-in-not-arm!

You can hold things, and I can, uh...I can give a boost! It'll be great! We'll get to Undyne in no time! Just the two of us!

Every monster, wishes they could be
As great as Undyne
With her power and charm!

Or maybe it's just me
Mom says I have an unhealthy obsession, and project a lot!
What do you think?
Do you think she's cool? Or should I just-

[UNDYNE]
STOP RIGHT THERE, HUMAN!

[MONSTER KID]
Human? Where?

[UNDYNE]
Seven. Seven human souls
And with yours, we can-
HEY! GET BACK HERE!
Quit running and face your death like a man... woman... child?
[MONSTER KID]
Hey, quit messing with my friend!

[UNDYNE]
They're a HUMAN! You can't be friends!

[MONSTER KID]
Wait, really? I didn't know that!

[UNDYNE]
Yeah, well, watch and see what happens to humans who-
HUMAN, I SAID STOP RUNNING!

[MONSTER KID]
It doesn't look like they're running very far...

[UNDYNE]
Just, get out of there, you little brat!
Come on and face me like a man-woman-child!
Grr...
IF IT WEREN'T FOR THAT GRASS, I'D KICK YOUR-
I mean, IF IT WEREN'T FOR THAT GROOTY, I'D KICK YOUR BOOTY!
DON'T ASK ME WHAT A GROOTY IS!

[MONSTER KID]
Gee, Undyne sure was mad, huh?
Listen, uh, she says we can't be friends. So, I think I have to say something mean
You're- you're ugly, and you stink! Ha! There! It's official! We're not friends!
So, um, as not friends you wanna hang out some more?
Before my parents get mad and call me home and stuff? Like- like here!
You see all these? They're echo flowers!
I hear if you be real quiet around 'em you can hear 'em repeat a song for you! So be quiet! BE QUIET! Let's listen!
[ECHO FLOWERS]
Deep down, Whispers
We can hear them all
Your inner voice
What will it tell us?
The deepest abyss of your soul
It can't hide

Conflict, turmoil
Unfaltering kindness
Apprehension
Determination
All those feelings mixed up
An array of thoughts

Will you fight or show
True mercy
You have to make that choice
Will you save our friends
Escape then
Show them the world above

Will you set him free
Mercilessly
Write your wish in the dust
Two sides are playing
A tough game
An endless tug of war
Which will win?
Savior or murderer?

[MONSTER KID]
Huh. I wonder what that means!
Ooh! Ooh! And if you poke 'em, they repeat phrases instead!
See, watch!

[ECHO FLOWER]
Behind you

[MONSTER KID]
I wonder what that means!

[UNDYNE]
SURPRISE!

[MONSTER KID]
Oh! That's what that means! HI UNDYNE!

[UNDYNE]
Nowhere to run this ti- OH COME ON!

[MONSTER KID]
I guess you gotta go now!
BYE! I'm waving at you!

[UNDYNE]
I have had just about ENOUGH of this running-and-hiding BULL HUEY! I didn't realize that I was hunting for GARBAGE!

[MONSTER KID]
Wow, Undyne!
You just sent 'em flying off!
And the bridge they were on, and part of the cliff on that-

[UNDYNE]
I KNOW, KID!

[MONSTER KID]
Wow!
Hey! You okay down there? Seeing you run from Undyne was pretty cool!

[UNDYNE]
You and I are gonna have a SERIOUS talk, kid!

[MONSTER KID]
Bye! Don't die while I'm away!