Man on the Internet
Your Best Friend
[Flowey]
Hi! My name's Flowey! I'm your new best friend
Welcome underground!
Looks like you're new, well, lucky for you, kid
I can show you around!
Lots to do, so much to see
Spread the LOVE, be friends with me
Friends are made with love, LOVE's spread through pellets
Here, I've got a few! Catch them, why don't ya?
Catch all that you can!
Run into them, you fool
Feeling woozy? Good, you're dumb!
You fell down. now I'll have fun!
Down here, there's one rule: Kill or you'll be killed
A lesson you'll soon learn
Levels Of Violence, that's my kind of love
Spread when I slash and burn
Take heart, kid, you met your end
Falling to your true best friend
I will not bow down, I will not suffer
I will not ever cry!
This is the end of your very short path
Toodle-oo, kiddo, DIE!