Halo Halo
Don't know your own history
Been like this since Halo 3
And it makes me feel sad
Halo Halo
Last time that you made a game
Yeah you took my split screen away
And it made me get mad

Won’t you help me armor up?
Redeem Arbiter and Buck
Master chief, won't you come home again?
Won't you help me armor up?
Halo 4 and 5 were dumb
Master chief, won’t you come home again?
Halo 6 revive Xbox again

Goodbye, goodbye
To all the Prometheans
Just bring back the covenant
So many things could be fixed
'Cause guardians
Was better than Halo 4
Osiris was not a bore
But the plot was still thin
Won't you help me armor up?
For firefights and Spartan ops
Master chief, won't you come home again?
Won't you help me armor up?
Gaming local is more fun
Master chief, won't you come home again?
Halo 6 revive Xbox again

(Fix the Covenant!
Fix the Covenant!)

343 what did you do?
Cortana's a villain
And somehow a guardian
343 what did you do?
Our only hope now is Halo Infinite

Halo halo
Don't know your own history
Been like this since Halo 3
And it makes me feel sad
Halo Halo
Last time that you made a game
Yeah you took my split screen away
And it made me get mad
Master chief, won’t you come home again?
Could you bring Cortana back home again?

Won’t you help me armor up?
Bring back the flood and Spartan Locke
Master chief, won't you come home again?
Won’t you help me armor up?
Shotty campaigns aren't that fun
Master chief, won't you come home again?
Halo 6 revive Xbox again
Cortana just ditch guardians

(Fix the Covenant!)