I gotta get my girl a present
She got one for me
She wrapped it up real pretty
It's underneath the tree

She goes shopping early
I go way too late
Every year's the same thing
I procrastinate

It's almost Christmas
And I'm the last one in the store
It's almost Christmas
I can't do this anymore

It's almost Christmas
I can hear those sleigh bells ring
It's almost Christmas
And I haven't bought a thing

I should buy her fancy earrings
Maybe find the right perfume
I'm open to suggestions
But they better get here soon

She goes shopping early
I go way too late
Every year's the same thing
I procrastinate
It's almost Christmas
And I'm the last one in the store
It's almost Christmas
I can't do this anymore

It's almost Christmas
Did I hear a sleigh bell ring?
It's almost Christmas
And I haven't bought a thing

Everything is closing down
Not one present have I found
Now they're locking up the door
I don't know what I'm shopping for

It's almost Christmas
And I'm the last one in the store
It's almost Christmas
I can't do this anymore

It's almost Christmas
Did I hear a sleigh bell ring?
It's almost Christmas
And I haven't bought a thing

Almost Christmas
(The door will be closing in five minutes)
It's almost Christmas (thank you for shopping)
Yeah, yeah
It's almost Christmas
It's almost Christmas