[Verse 1]
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits
Yeah, I like making NFTs, non-flushable turds
I pretended to be a dumb bitch for too long
Now I don't know how to stop
I like my coffee like I like my metal
Up my own ass

[Chorus]
Born to shit, I'm forced to wipe
Oh, they tell me to dry when I'm done laying pipe
Born to shit, I'm forced to wipe
I don't care if it smells, I'll wipe when I feel like it
Yeah

[Verse 2]
My body's a machine that turns ice cream into diarrhea
Last time someone called me a pussy, I cried for three hours
It's past my bedtime to all the haters saying
I'll get nowhere In life, you were freaking right

[Pre-Chorus]
The devil shits when a good guy farts
Can I get a happy meal with fries instead of apples
Don't turn off the lights, I'm afraid of the dark
[Chorus]
Born to shit, I'm forced to wipe
Oh, they tell me to dry when I'm done laying pipe
Born to shit, I'm forced to wipe
I don't care if it smells, I'll wipe when I feel like it

[Guitar Solo]

[Outro]
We all have our own opinions
But deodorant is delicious and that's a fact
Yeah I've got IBS, Itchy Ball S
I wipe my ass just, so I can, shit my pants again
Because I was born to shit and forced to wipe