[Intro: Vargskelethor]
Damn... life hasn't been the same since Grandma passed away last year. If there's only one way to bring her back, I'll do it. No matter what
What's this ad about? Re- resurrection?

[Verse 1: Vargskelethor and Ghost Johnson]
Hello (Hello?)
My name is Ghost Johnson (Oh, hello. How're you doing?)
I play drums so good (Oh?)
That I bring back the dead (Really?!?)
Oh, what's that? You want Grandma back? (Yes!!!)
Well, let me do a drum solo to bring her back. (YEAH!!!)

[drum solo]

[Bridge]
Oh my God! It's- It's working?? It's working!?!?
Make Grandma come back to life!

[Outro]
Oh my God, she doesn't have any skin! AAAAAA!!!
No refunds