[Verse 1]
I need to shit but I can't get anything out of my ass
Or my dick
Did I die?
I need to shit but I can't get out of bed four in the morning
Not for poop, no more

[Verse 2]
My sour shit is a pain
I wanna squeeze it out with tongs
But It'd fall into my thongs
It really hurts when I need to so bad but I can't shit in
The toilet, my special throne

[Chorus]
But I need to understand
When I can power through
And when I need some help from food
When I should shit in it
And when I need to just lay down
Sometimes I act like I shit
But I'm really constipated
With two shits in his ass
And a bully in his gut

[Verse 3]
I need to make a brown that no one else has seen before
I wanna be so much more
I hope that she looks at me and thinks “Damn, he needa to shit”
Something I can't believe
[Chorus]
But I need to undеrstand
When I can power through
And when I need somе help from food
When I should shit in it
And when I need to just lay down
Sometimes I act like I shit
But I'm really constipated
With two shits in his ass
And a bully in his gut

[Outro]
Sometimes I act like I shit
But I'm really constipated
With two shits in his ass
And a bully in his gut
Sometimes I act like I shit
But I'm really constipated
With two shits in his ass
And a bully in his gut