Ladies, gentlemen, non-binary earthlings
And aliens of all kinds
It's the Mass Effect rag

Lend your ear and hear a tale about the future of our race
Where a person who's a gender and another thing goes to space
And uncovers these discoveries about an ancient time and place
Oh, what a massive trek, garnering mad respect
That's the Mass Effect rag

Fight against a geth or turian
It is quite the mess that you'rе in
Look around and take a walk and just
Talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and
Jellybeasts and green salarians
Hopе that you're the means to their ends
You may live to shoot another day
If your squad will scoot out of the way
Be a Paragon or Renegade
Use your charm or choose "intimidate"
Rackin' up the XP, climbin' up the techs tree
Doin that Mass Effect rag

So, there's this huge galactic crisis you must fix immediately
First though, visit random planets, hey, they might contain debris
You'll drive near and far in a bouncy car that handles, uh, distinctively
Keep the gas in check, don't go too fast and wreck
Doin' the Mass Effect rag
Mind-meld with a griping lady squid
Spy upon a Skyping katydid
Choose one teammate, watch the other die
I reset and scotched the other guy
How do they traverse the galaxy?
What warps time and skirts reality?
Ammunition goes unchecked and why?
Mass Effect, Mass Effect, Mass Effect
Are these bugs what make it buggy?
Are these chugs what make it chuggy?

That's the mass and don't you give me no sass
Every blue booby baby do the Mass Effect rag
Bag 'em and tag 'em and do that rag