Why, this Popemobile will be autocratic!
Dogmatic!
Melodramatic!
Why, it'll be Priest Lightnin'!
(Priest Lightnin', Priest Lightnin', Priest Lightnin')

We'll have me chillin' in the back in a huge glass box, oh yeah
(Pope Frankie, ooh, Pope Frankie)
Lamborghini hood with a chrome-plated cross, oh yeah
(Expensive, so expensive)

On the rear-view all we need is some
Fuzzy rosary beads
We're flyin' down the pass
Just to make the midnight mass in Priest Lightnin'!
(Hosanna, Ho-Hosanna Ho-)

I said, a-go Priest' Lightnin' you're really worth the lavish price
(Priest Lightnin'! Lo, Priest Lightnin'!)
Go Priest Lightnin' you're runnin on the blood of Christ!
(Thanks Jesus, oh, thanks Jesus!)

Waggin' fingers at the world
In my pretty little pearl, Priest Lightnin'!
(Hosanna, Ho-Hosanna Ho-)
We'll get some vinyl bucket seats with a prayer bench in between
(Get fancy, ooh, get fancy)
Communion wine spigot and a built-in wafer machine
(Expensive, so expensive)

And we'll race it through Iran
Just because we Vat-i-can!
When we take the moral route
We'll be burnin' the hell out of Priest a-Lightnin'
(Hosanna, Ho-Hosanna Ho-)

Go Priest Lightnin' I'm ready to pontificate!
(Priest Lightnin', lo Priest Lightnin')
Go Priest Lightnin' you're makin' everybody straight!
(No homo, no, no homo!)

Spreading Jesus' love around
While we mow some heathens down
We could give the poor some bread
But let's buy this car instead
The altar boys'll kneel
Because now the Popemobile is
Priest Lightnin'!
(Forever and ever and ever and ever and amen!)