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Donald Trump’s Dick
You plan to ban a whole religion from our borders
But please tell us all about your dick
You wanna reinstate waterboarding and torture
But please tell us all about your dick

Why wouldn't we put our trust in you?
When clearly every other thing you said was true
I mean, right?

You would tank the economy and raise gas prices
But please, go on about your dick
You said you want to kill the innocent families of ISIS
But oh, let's fawn about your dick

Why wouldn't we believe that you're large and proud?
Especially when you went to the trouble of saying it out loud
'Cause that just logically follows key change

The dead founding fathers can't help but toss and turn
But please clarify about your dick
You'd nuke Antarctica just to watch it burn
But please, don't deny it's all the dick

And when we look back and wonder why
The world's on fire underneath the black sky
We'll think as we rummage for food at the dump
And realize it started with President Trump
But please tell us all
And don't forget to elaborately describe your balls
Yes, please tell us all about your dick

It's short and it's skinny and it looks like a stick