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The Game Over Tinies
A is for Aerith, stabbed right through the tummy
B is for Bowser, whose bridgework was crummy
C is for Crono, or was that his double?
D is for Dhalsim, who had yoga trouble

E is for Ecco, and he was delicious
F is for Frogger, who got too ambitious
G is for Ganon, who gained too much weight
H is for Heavy, whose Sandvich was bait

Game over, game over
Everyone's game ends eventually
Game over, game over
Let's count the ways from A to Z

I is for Ice Man, whose best friend was hot
J is for Jim, whom the early bird caught
K is for Kirby, popped like a balloon
L is for Link, who was crushed by the moon

M is for Mario, faulty transmission
N is for Navi, why wouldn't they listen?
O is for Old Man, who needed that sword
P is for Pac-Man, who Blinky adored

Game over, game over
Everyone's game ends eventually
Game over, game over
Let's count the ways from A to Z
Q is for Q*bert, who fell down the stairs
R is for Rayman, since nobody cares
S is for Sonic, who needed some air
T is for Tails, who also was there

U is for Ultros, done in by chlorine
V is for Voldo, whose shave was too clean
W is for Wario, with too many Wares
X is for X, assaulted by bears
Y is for Yoshi, who had a bad friend
Z is for Zelda, who wished for the end

Game over, game over
Video games have their own ABC's
Game over, game over
Next time won't you sing with me?