[Verse 1]
I'm heading into the atom age
My contemporary house is all the rage
My wife's getting lazy
She's going gadget crazy
She wants a palette shaped coffee table
And a matching settee
I'm heading into the atom age

[Verse 2]
I'm heading into the atom age
My contemporary house is all the rage
My kids have gone obscene
They want to marry at fourteen
Want a palette shaped coffee table
And a matching settee
I'm heading into the atom age

[Bridge]
I flick on the video to soothe me
It's better colour than the real thing
I relax to a 3-D porno movie
Hey does anyone remember whatever happened to string?
I'm heading into the atom age

[Outro]
I'm heading into the atom age
I'm heading into the atom age
I'm heading into the atom age
I'm heading into the atom age
I'm heading into the atom age
I'm heading into the atom age