My name is Joe Brown
Bitches love me
Rule number one
18 to 25 women age like cheese
Men age like wine
Rule number two
My expectations of lovely people aren't very high
Rule number three
American Women need to go to a Foreign country
See how they are supposed to be treated
And maybe come home and act right
Rule Number four
Every woman is a whore
Until she becomes your girl, then it's all good
Rule number five
If you wake up in the morning and you find tampons where your q-tips and razors used to be you know somethings gone drastically wrong with your life
My names Joe brown
Bitches love me
Man this being Fat is rough
I don't know if i can do this no more