The Lonely Island
Cool Guys Don’t Look at Explosions
[Intro: Andy Samberg]
Seems like these days the whole world's on fire
Things keep blowing the hell up
And while all those rubberneckers and looky loos stand slack jawed staring
The real men have the nuts to walk away
Yeah!

[Verse 1: Andy Samberg]
Cool guys don't look at explosions
They blow things up and then walk away
Whose got time to watch an explosion?
There's cool guy errands that they have to walk to

[Chorus: Andy Samberg]
Keep walking, keep shining
Don't look back, keep on walking
Keep strutting, slow motion
The more you ignore it, the cooler you look

[Interlude: Andy Samberg and Will Ferrell]
Ladies and gentlemen, please join me in welcoming
Mr. Neil Diamond!
Ha ha ha, where are we?

[Verse 2: Will Ferrell]
Cool guys don't look at explosions
They stride forward in their diamond covered boots
They wear jumpsuits of glittery rhinestones
And walk away in slow motion
[Chorus: Andy Samberg and Will Ferrell]
Keep walking, you're cruisin'
"Cherry, Cherry," "Sweet Caroline"
Denzel walks, Will Smith walks
Mark Wahlberg is wearing a hat

[Andy Samberg]
Keyboard solo, J.J Abrams!
(Yeah!)
(Now you're talking!)
(Woo-Hoo!)
(Okay!)

[Verse 3: Andy Samberg and Will Ferrell]
Because cool guys don't look at explosions
The flames are hot but their heart is chill
Walk fast from that boring explosion
And don't think about the people you've killed

[Andy Samberg]
Two, three, four!