[Verse 1: Dahvie Vanity]
But first, coffee
Double espresso
Now I'm feelin’ naughty
The force not awake
More coffee I need
I love it extra dark
Gimme my black bean

[Pre-Chorus: Dahvie Vanity]
Grab my survival juice
So I can wake up
Coffee's like my friend
Happiness in a cup
Gimme, gimme double shots
Gimme, gimme Cocoa Puffs
Gimme, gimme coffee
And no one will get hurt

[Chorus: Fallon Vendetta & Dahvie Vanity, both]
Coffee, how you speak to me
Your beauty dark, you set me free
The macaroni to my cheese
You're all I see and all I need
Oh my God, how I come to life
When I have you right by side
Coffee it’s the strongest form of magic
(I need my coffee)
I would do some sketchy stuff
For a hot delicious cup
To lift me up right off the ground
I drink my coffee when I am down
I would do some sketchy stuff
For a hot delicious cup
To lift me up right off the ground
I drink my coffee when I am down
[Verse 2: Dahvie Vanity]
Hello darkness, my old friend
Decaffeinated coffee, you mean bitch tea
Like Smeagol, "My coffee is my precious"
Hold the sugar baby, you're sweet enough for me

[Pre-Chorus: Dahvie Vanity]
Grab my survival juice
So I can wake up
Coffee's like my friend
Happiness in a cup
Gimme, gimme double shots
Gimme, gimme Cocoa Puffs
Gimme, gimme coffee
And no one will get hurt

[Chorus: Fallon Vendetta & Dahvie Vanity, both]
Coffee, how you speak to me
Your beauty dark, you set me free
The macaroni to my cheese
You're all I see and all I need
Oh my God, how I come to life
When I have you right by side
Coffee it's the strongest form of magic
(I need my coffee)
I would do some sketchy stuff
For a hot delicious cup
To lift me up right off the ground
I drink my coffee when I am down
I would do some sketchy stuff
For a hot delicious cup
To lift me up right off the ground
I drink my coffee when I am down
[Bridge: Fallon Vendetta & Dahvie Vanity]
Arabica-dabra, espresso patronum
Roast like a barista, French press and I'll own ya
If you're not shaking, then you need another cup
Got a case of the Mondays, then shut the fuck up
Arabica-dabra, espresso patronum
Roast like a barista, French press and I'll own ya
If you’re not shaking, then you need another cup
Got a case of the Mondays, then shut the fuck up
Give me death, give me death
Give me death before decaf
Give me death, give me death
Give me death before decaf
Give me death, give me death
Give me death before decaf
Give me death, give me death
Give me death before decaf

[Chorus: Dahvie Vanity]
I would do some sketchy stuff
For a hot delicious cup
To lift me up right off the ground
I drink my coffee when I am down
I would do some sketchy stuff
For a hot delicious cup
To lift me up right off the ground
I drink my coffee when I am down
[Chorus: Fallon Vendetta & Dahvie Vanity, both]
Coffee, how you speak to me
Your beauty dark, you set me free
The macaroni to my cheese
You’re all I see and all I need
Oh my God, how I come to life
When I have you right by side
Coffee it's the strongest form of magic
(I need my coffee)
I would do some sketchy stuff
For a hot delicious cup
To lift me up right off the ground
I drink my coffee when I am down
I would do some sketchy stuff
For a hot delicious cup
To lift me up right off the ground
I drink my coffee when I am down

[Outro: Dahvie Vanity]
A coffee a day keeps the grumpy away
A coffee a day keeps the grumpy away
A coffee a day keeps the grumpy away
A coffee a day keeps the grumpy away
Coffee