[Verse 1]
Well I heard that you're leavin' (Leavin')
Gonna leave me far behind (So far behind)
'Cause you found a brand new lover
You decided that I'm not your kind

[Verse 2]
So I pulled (I pulled), your name out (Name out), of my Rolodex
And I tore all your pictures in two
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go
Just because it reminds me of you

[Refrain 1]
That's right (That's right), you ain't gonna see me cryin'
I'm glad (I'm glad), that you found somebody new
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass
Than spend... one more minute... with you

[Verse 3]
I guess I might seem kind of bitter
You got me feelin' down in the dumps
'Cause I'm stranded all alone, in the gas station of love
And I have to use the self-service pumps

[Refrain 2]
Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
You ain't (You ain't) gonna break my heart in two
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred-thousand paper cuts on my face
Than spend... one more minute... with you